1 00:02:21,949 --> 00:02:25,318 Crossbow, this is Watchdog. Confirm transmissions. 2 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:31,331 Roger, Watchdog. Crossbow is on Discriminator, and all systems are go. 3 00:02:33,711 --> 00:02:38,005 Roger, we mark you go for maneuvering sequence. 4 00:02:40,176 --> 00:02:44,173 Watchdog, this is Crossbow. Confirm we are go for arm. 5 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:45,924 Affirmative, Crossbow. 6 00:02:46,182 --> 00:02:51,389 Select electrics to max, vents to open, and systems to onboard. 7 00:02:51,646 --> 00:02:54,101 - Roger. Crossbow is armed. - Roger. 8 00:02:54,315 --> 00:02:57,067 We have confirmation. Rabbit in the hole. 9 00:02:57,318 --> 00:03:00,521 Moving Target Indicator, engaged. 10 00:03:00,738 --> 00:03:04,783 - Pathfinder on. I'm going on the scope. - Roger. 11 00:03:07,286 --> 00:03:08,567 Scanner on. 12 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:11,784 Target locked. Tracking locked. 13 00:03:12,041 --> 00:03:15,291 - Roger. - Easy does it. That's it. 14 00:03:15,544 --> 00:03:17,537 Hold it right there. 15 00:03:31,268 --> 00:03:33,427 The Crossbow Project. 16 00:03:33,646 --> 00:03:37,975 - There's no defence like a good offense. - Mission accomplished. 17 00:03:39,402 --> 00:03:44,147 - Outstanding, Crossbow. - Just like shooting ducks in a barrel. 18 00:03:44,407 --> 00:03:48,072 Our scientists are turning an engineering dream... 19 00:03:48,327 --> 00:03:53,119 ...into an effective reality. - All we have to do is build it. 20 00:03:53,374 --> 00:03:57,122 - Nice weapon, isn't it? - What did you think, Roy? 21 00:03:57,378 --> 00:04:00,379 I think there weren't enough girls in it. 22 00:04:00,673 --> 00:04:04,623 I have a tape on alternate uses, mini-shuttle plans... 23 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:07,798 ...and B-1 modifications for aerial launch. 24 00:04:08,014 --> 00:04:10,968 Does any responsible agency know about this? 25 00:04:11,183 --> 00:04:14,517 It's a need-to-know basis. The CIA's responsible. 26 00:04:14,770 --> 00:04:18,934 They do need to know. You're gonna cause an escalation. 27 00:04:19,191 --> 00:04:23,569 Our studies indicate this weapon is useless in warfare. 28 00:04:23,821 --> 00:04:29,112 It's not for war. It's a peacetime weapon. That's why it's secret. 29 00:04:29,368 --> 00:04:33,413 - So it's both immoral and unethical? - Yes. 30 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:35,787 When do we get it? 31 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:40,454 There is a tiny technical problem with the energy source... 32 00:04:40,713 --> 00:04:45,090 I don't want problems. We have plans for it this summer. 33 00:04:45,926 --> 00:04:50,423 I need a success. I don't need any delays jeopardizing that. 34 00:04:50,681 --> 00:04:53,801 - Am I making myself clear? - Clear as vodka. 35 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:56,930 Tell Dr. Hathaway to get on the stick. 36 00:04:57,188 --> 00:05:02,229 - I'm gonna have to push harder. - As long as we have a weapon by June. 37 00:05:02,485 --> 00:05:04,193 - Right? - I wouldn't know. 38 00:05:04,445 --> 00:05:07,529 I haven't had a working weapon since Korea. 39 00:05:08,658 --> 00:05:11,149 I'm sorry, this is too much. 40 00:05:11,410 --> 00:05:15,989 - I'm gonna ask for a reassignment. - I'm sorry to hear that, George. 41 00:05:21,379 --> 00:05:22,659 I urge you to stop. 42 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:26,587 Thanks for your input. Sorry you won't be on the team. 43 00:05:26,801 --> 00:05:28,840 Maybe next time. 44 00:05:29,095 --> 00:05:32,760 Too bad. Used to be a good man. 45 00:05:32,974 --> 00:05:36,307 I'm afraid we're gonna have to liberate George. 46 00:05:40,439 --> 00:05:44,484 Liberate? You mean, liquidate? 47 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:50,074 Let's see that film on blinding techniques. Then we'll have lunch. 48 00:06:07,883 --> 00:06:12,177 - Could you sign this? - Are you Doctor Hathaway? 49 00:06:12,388 --> 00:06:19,055 - I just loved your television show. - Thank you. That's very kind of you. 50 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:25,274 - What is Mr. Einstein really like? - Dead. 51 00:06:25,568 --> 00:06:30,942 Dad, laser means light amplification by stimulated emissions of radiation. 52 00:06:31,198 --> 00:06:33,487 So this is coherent light. 53 00:06:33,743 --> 00:06:37,159 - Oh, so it talks, right? - No. 54 00:06:37,371 --> 00:06:40,372 - Dr. Hathaway, what a surprise! - How are you? 55 00:06:40,624 --> 00:06:45,417 Is something wrong with the test scores? If there is, it's because... 56 00:06:45,629 --> 00:06:48,666 I thought I'd bring you the news myself. 57 00:06:48,883 --> 00:06:53,509 I got word from admissions. Mitch is in at Pacific Tech. 58 00:06:53,763 --> 00:06:55,387 - Wonderful! - Way to go! 59 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:57,264 Don't shake his head! 60 00:06:57,516 --> 00:06:59,141 - How you doing? - Fine. 61 00:06:59,393 --> 00:07:01,635 - Nice display here. - Thanks. 62 00:07:01,896 --> 00:07:05,810 It's a flash lamp ultraviolet laser at 342 nanometres. 63 00:07:06,067 --> 00:07:10,775 As you know, there is interest in the iodine laser for fusion. 64 00:07:10,988 --> 00:07:16,362 This is molecular iodine. This laser doesn't suffer from recombination. 65 00:07:17,119 --> 00:07:18,495 You must be proud. 66 00:07:18,746 --> 00:07:19,991 - Proud? - Sure. 67 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:24,038 He's the first student we've accepted for winter term. 68 00:07:25,252 --> 00:07:29,416 - I bet he's the youngest too. - The youngest was 12. 69 00:07:29,632 --> 00:07:31,838 He cracked under the pressure... 70 00:07:32,093 --> 00:07:35,177 He's 15. There won't be any problem. 71 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:40,346 Listen, about the scholarship. You're gonna give him a bonus, right? 72 00:07:40,559 --> 00:07:44,557 No. But by allowing Mitch to progress at a quicker rate... 73 00:07:44,814 --> 00:07:49,440 ...we give him the chance to fill a greater portion of his potential. 74 00:07:49,652 --> 00:07:54,991 We want the best for Mitchie. I saw your show on radioactive isotopes. 75 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:57,732 - And I've got a question. - Yes? 76 00:07:57,994 --> 00:08:00,485 - Is that your real hair? - Yeah? 77 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,951 - Tell me, is Mitch adopted? - Why, no! 78 00:08:04,208 --> 00:08:06,035 - It's amazing. - Isn't it? 79 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:08,494 I need something to eat. Come on. 80 00:08:08,754 --> 00:08:11,874 - Bye, Dr. Hathaway. - Goodbye. 81 00:08:13,634 --> 00:08:15,923 See you later, honey. 82 00:08:16,137 --> 00:08:20,431 They're okay. Sometimes they don't know what I'm talking about. 83 00:08:20,683 --> 00:08:25,261 I'm sure about that. Tell me, are you gonna miss your friends? 84 00:08:25,521 --> 00:08:29,056 - No, I think I intimidate other kids. - Good boy. 85 00:08:29,692 --> 00:08:35,279 Understand, compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot. 86 00:08:35,531 --> 00:08:38,817 We're different from most people. Better. I'm... 87 00:08:39,076 --> 00:08:43,204 - There you are, doctor! - Hi. Yes, one second. 88 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:48,367 I've put you on my research team with the best minds. This is only... 89 00:08:48,627 --> 00:08:53,586 ...the second time for a freshman. - The first was Chris Knight, right? 90 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:56,836 - You've heard of him? - He's a physics legend. 91 00:08:57,053 --> 00:09:02,509 You'll be working with him. He's a senior now, as brilliant as ever. 92 00:09:02,850 --> 00:09:04,843 Wow! 93 00:09:06,395 --> 00:09:09,895 - This job will be waiting, Chris. - Great. 94 00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:13,814 - We have a physical plant here. - You have a Jacuzzi? 95 00:09:14,028 --> 00:09:15,522 - Absolutely. - Good. 96 00:09:15,780 --> 00:09:20,489 And the labs and offices are over this way. Follow me, please. 97 00:09:29,919 --> 00:09:31,958 Guys! 98 00:09:32,254 --> 00:09:36,383 - Meet Chris Knight. This is Sherry. - Pleased to meet you. 99 00:09:36,634 --> 00:09:39,303 - This is Mike Dodd. - Dr. Dodd? 100 00:09:39,553 --> 00:09:44,262 - He designed our new Telcom satellite. - It's an honour to meet you. 101 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,177 Telcom. 102 00:09:46,435 --> 00:09:49,685 The satellite raining debris all over Europe? 103 00:09:49,897 --> 00:09:51,688 Why is that on your head? 104 00:09:51,941 --> 00:09:54,895 If I wear it anywhere else, it chafes. 105 00:09:55,111 --> 00:09:58,895 I'm sorry. I didn't want you to think I was stuffy. 106 00:09:59,156 --> 00:10:03,236 You know, no fun. All brain, no penis. 107 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:05,576 - Pardon me? - I'm sorry. 108 00:10:05,830 --> 00:10:08,499 It's an infantile response to authority. 109 00:10:08,749 --> 00:10:12,996 - You are Chris Knight? - I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear. 110 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:16,213 It's a joke! I get it! Funny! 111 00:10:16,465 --> 00:10:18,707 I can't help it. You're such fun. 112 00:10:18,968 --> 00:10:22,052 We try to be. Isn't that right, Mike? 113 00:10:22,305 --> 00:10:24,096 No. 114 00:10:24,307 --> 00:10:30,392 Sherry's gonna show you around. Ask questions about benefits, dress codes. 115 00:10:30,646 --> 00:10:33,517 - I'll see you in my office later. - Great. 116 00:10:33,774 --> 00:10:38,899 Take care of him. He's one of the ten finest minds in the country! 117 00:10:39,113 --> 00:10:41,818 Someday I hope to be two of them. 118 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:46,403 - You are beautiful. - Thanks. 119 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:48,115 Did I come off stuffy? 120 00:10:48,372 --> 00:10:51,457 You don't act like one of the top ten minds. 121 00:10:51,709 --> 00:10:54,164 - How many have you met? - Seven. 122 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:56,709 - Really? - You'll be eight. 123 00:10:57,757 --> 00:11:00,841 Professor Hostetler was number six. 124 00:11:01,093 --> 00:11:04,296 Old Professor Hostetler? Isn't he dead? 125 00:11:05,890 --> 00:11:08,048 He is now. 126 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,311 Hello. I'm looking for the Freshman Tea? 127 00:11:17,568 --> 00:11:21,103 Oh, good. I'm so glad we have one then. 128 00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:24,989 - I don't think so. - Gene. 129 00:11:25,201 --> 00:11:29,198 - This is Mitch Taylor. - Hathaway's bright star. 130 00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:32,409 - Yes, sir. - You're already on his project. 131 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:36,082 - We expect great things from you. - I hope so. 132 00:11:36,337 --> 00:11:39,920 - A bit of advice. - Oh, thank you. 133 00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,541 Always... 134 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:46,253 Never forget to check your references. 135 00:11:48,849 --> 00:11:52,135 Okay. Thank you. 136 00:11:52,395 --> 00:11:54,850 I better be going. Sorry. 137 00:11:56,315 --> 00:12:00,692 The young people enjoy it when I "get down" verbally. 138 00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:04,610 Where's the funeral? 139 00:12:15,543 --> 00:12:18,378 How you doing, sport? 140 00:12:20,965 --> 00:12:23,800 Hey, Bobby, wait up, man! 141 00:12:25,928 --> 00:12:29,629 See if he's in his room. He might be in there. 142 00:13:05,801 --> 00:13:07,593 Hello? 143 00:13:16,187 --> 00:13:19,022 - What kind of place is this? - Hi. 144 00:13:19,273 --> 00:13:23,223 Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself? 145 00:13:24,362 --> 00:13:28,027 I can't figure out how to keep change in my pocket. 146 00:13:28,282 --> 00:13:31,069 I've got it! Nudity! 147 00:13:32,286 --> 00:13:33,911 I was here earlier... 148 00:13:34,163 --> 00:13:36,203 - You didn't straighten up? - No. 149 00:13:36,457 --> 00:13:41,617 Good. All my filth is in alphabetical order. This was under "H" for toy. 150 00:13:41,879 --> 00:13:43,042 What is that? 151 00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:45,378 It's a penis stretcher. 152 00:13:45,633 --> 00:13:46,913 - Wanna try it? - No! 153 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:53,843 I'm kidding. It's another diversion in an attempt to avoid responsibility. 154 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,591 I left my bags. Now they're empty. 155 00:13:57,103 --> 00:14:01,397 You see, Mitch, I used to be you. 156 00:14:03,985 --> 00:14:09,192 I've been missing me, so I asked if I could room with me again. 157 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:12,402 I put your stuff in the bottom drawer. 158 00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:16,159 I threw out the sports jacket. Duck! 159 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:20,789 Nice reflexes. I'm Chris Knight. 160 00:14:21,002 --> 00:14:23,124 - Oh, no. - Oh, yes. Duck again! 161 00:14:27,425 --> 00:14:32,466 Oh, my God! It's heading for the gas tanks. Duck! 162 00:14:34,849 --> 00:14:38,633 Was that a launch problem or a design problem? 163 00:14:40,271 --> 00:14:43,806 - We're falling behind. - We're not making sandwiches. 164 00:14:44,358 --> 00:14:46,434 Get down! 165 00:14:46,777 --> 00:14:49,778 Are you crazy? You could have killed us! 166 00:14:50,031 --> 00:14:52,486 I cannot be seen with you. 167 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:56,235 But since I'm driving, shouldn't you be hiding? 168 00:14:56,454 --> 00:14:58,612 He saw me. 169 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:04,663 The climate has changed. We need a working model in four months, not 18. 170 00:15:05,087 --> 00:15:08,124 You can't dictate innovation, Don. 171 00:15:08,382 --> 00:15:10,126 I'll put it another way. 172 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:13,758 - You know the money for development? - Yes. 173 00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:19,387 When a project gets cut off, the finance boys always run an audit. 174 00:15:19,602 --> 00:15:21,678 I see. 175 00:15:23,606 --> 00:15:29,609 Having a little work done on the old place, Jer? Fraud is a felony. 176 00:15:35,326 --> 00:15:38,161 What are you looking at? You're labourers! 177 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,740 That's what you get for not having an education. 178 00:15:41,999 --> 00:15:46,708 Get out of here! Go on! Get out! 179 00:15:48,255 --> 00:15:49,454 - Got it! - Yeah! 180 00:16:02,687 --> 00:16:04,015 Are you two...? 181 00:16:04,271 --> 00:16:05,351 - Hey! - Yes? 182 00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:08,055 - Put down the sandwiches and go. - Me? 183 00:16:08,275 --> 00:16:10,767 - No, Yoda. Yeah, you! - Just a bit. 184 00:16:10,987 --> 00:16:12,813 - I don't have any... - Brains? 185 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,528 - No. Sandwiches. - What good are you? 186 00:16:15,783 --> 00:16:19,318 - What will we eat? - Are you from the restaurant? 187 00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:25,699 No! I'm Mitch Taylor. I'm a student. Dr. Hathaway told me to come up here. 188 00:16:27,378 --> 00:16:30,628 So you're the new stud, are you? 189 00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:34,294 - How do you mean? - Stud. Hotshot. Brain. 190 00:16:34,552 --> 00:16:38,419 - You're 12, right? - I'm 15. Are you expecting him...? 191 00:16:38,639 --> 00:16:41,011 Yeah. Can I get you something? 192 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:45,976 - A balloon? - I'm supposed to check over your work. 193 00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:49,065 - Check it over? - Well, yes. 194 00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,398 - For what? - Mistakes, I guess. 195 00:16:51,652 --> 00:16:57,157 - He said you guys were stuck. - No! Let's get something clear here. 196 00:16:57,408 --> 00:17:00,991 Okay, when Jerry's not here, you do what I say. 197 00:17:01,245 --> 00:17:06,203 It goes from God to Jerry to me. Get it? 198 00:17:08,544 --> 00:17:09,623 Hello, Jerry. 199 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:14,007 - You don't get to use my first name. - Did I? 200 00:17:14,342 --> 00:17:18,470 How you doing, Mitch? I'm sure you'll all be friends. 201 00:17:18,721 --> 00:17:20,548 - We're on our way. - Good. 202 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:24,140 I want you to take your cues from Mitch. 203 00:17:24,393 --> 00:17:28,094 His ideas are the most original I've seen. 204 00:17:28,356 --> 00:17:32,188 - So Mitch is in charge of the group. - Really, Jerry? 205 00:17:32,443 --> 00:17:35,016 - You're doing it again. - Oh, am I? 206 00:17:35,279 --> 00:17:40,570 - Where is Knight? - He didn't bother to come in today. 207 00:17:40,785 --> 00:17:43,323 - Yes? - He said he didn't feel like it. 208 00:17:43,579 --> 00:17:48,288 I said, "You better or you'll be in trouble." He said, "Jam it!" 209 00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:52,872 - Great. You're not stuttering. - I give myself shock treatments. 210 00:17:53,089 --> 00:17:54,369 Up the voltage. 211 00:17:54,632 --> 00:17:58,131 - I'm sorry he's not here... - That clown? Look! 212 00:17:58,386 --> 00:18:01,090 Kent decided to start without him. 213 00:18:01,305 --> 00:18:05,137 The yield's insignificant. We think the sample's damaged. 214 00:18:05,476 --> 00:18:08,975 - What? - Obviously the result of negligence. 215 00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:13,773 It'll take a week to prepare a new sample. I was afraid of this. 216 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:16,564 - Are you sure? - We're sure. Positive. 217 00:18:16,821 --> 00:18:19,822 - Excuse me. - There is no excuse for it. 218 00:18:20,074 --> 00:18:24,403 - Yeah, Mitch, what is it? - The pump laser is down. 219 00:18:24,662 --> 00:18:26,453 Look. 220 00:18:31,085 --> 00:18:32,330 There. 221 00:18:32,586 --> 00:18:35,920 Well, it seems to be all better now. 222 00:18:36,173 --> 00:18:39,009 Don't touch other people's things! 223 00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:42,711 - Kent, I need you. - Anything, Jerry. 224 00:18:42,972 --> 00:18:46,720 What? Do you want me to teach your class for you? 225 00:18:46,976 --> 00:18:51,056 No, I need you to get copies of all the data so far. 226 00:18:51,272 --> 00:18:54,605 So Mitch can check everything tomorrow. 227 00:18:54,817 --> 00:18:58,400 - My pleasure. - After that, stop by my cleaners. 228 00:18:58,654 --> 00:19:00,647 Don't give it a thought. 229 00:19:00,865 --> 00:19:04,234 - Mitch, shall we? On the moment. - Sure. 230 00:19:09,623 --> 00:19:14,784 Well, I guess it goes from God to Jerry to you... 231 00:19:15,046 --> 00:19:17,334 ...to the cleaners. 232 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,045 Right, Kent? 233 00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:27,349 Library. Library... 205. 234 00:19:37,401 --> 00:19:42,028 Welcome to Pacific Tech's "Smart People on Ice." 235 00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:47,402 Let's go skating. 236 00:19:47,662 --> 00:19:50,199 Ick, the ice turned out great! 237 00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:53,623 Yeah, it worked, didn't it? 238 00:19:53,876 --> 00:19:55,703 - How did you do it? - Sure. 239 00:19:55,961 --> 00:20:01,964 I tell you, you tell somebody else, next we're in another ice age. 240 00:20:03,094 --> 00:20:06,593 - Everybody must be skating. - You're a slack! 241 00:20:06,847 --> 00:20:09,054 - Moles and trolls. - What? 242 00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:12,677 Moles and trolls. Work. We never see daylight. 243 00:20:12,937 --> 00:20:17,065 We plan for weeks and all they do is study. I'm disgusted. 244 00:20:17,274 --> 00:20:21,272 I'm sorry, but it's not like me. I'm depressed. 245 00:20:21,529 --> 00:20:25,989 We had one entry for the Madame Curie look-alike contest... 246 00:20:26,242 --> 00:20:31,200 ...and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother? 247 00:20:31,455 --> 00:20:34,659 Let's go! What are you, a bunch of weirdos? 248 00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:39,294 - Want a cherry? I grow them myself. - What? 249 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,841 Okay, push once. 250 00:20:48,556 --> 00:20:49,670 Are you okay? 251 00:20:50,808 --> 00:20:54,557 No, not emotionally. I'm disappointed. Not terribly. 252 00:20:54,770 --> 00:20:57,308 It should have gone further, faster. 253 00:20:57,565 --> 00:21:00,981 The problem is obviously the drag coefficient. 254 00:21:01,235 --> 00:21:04,770 I'll have to redesign the blades. I can do that. 255 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:08,234 But I've got to cut them, and that takes time. 256 00:21:08,451 --> 00:21:11,654 - How long will this last? - Maybe a half an hour. 257 00:21:11,912 --> 00:21:13,905 That's great. I can do that. 258 00:21:14,165 --> 00:21:16,407 - Okay. What's your name? - Mitch. 259 00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:19,158 Thanks for your help. See you later. 260 00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:21,044 You're welcome! 261 00:21:21,297 --> 00:21:22,839 - Who was that? - That... 262 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:27,260 I'm Jordan. I heard there was someone new. Are you it? 263 00:21:27,511 --> 00:21:28,626 Yes. 264 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,548 - Do you have a bed? - Yeah. 265 00:21:30,765 --> 00:21:35,177 I'd make you one, but you have one. Okay, see you later. Bye. 266 00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:37,268 Bye. 267 00:21:39,982 --> 00:21:42,983 - What's all this? - This? This is ice. 268 00:21:43,194 --> 00:21:46,029 This is what happens when water gets cold. 269 00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:51,659 This is Kent. This is what happens when people get sexually frustrated. 270 00:21:52,787 --> 00:21:54,613 This should keep you busy. 271 00:21:54,872 --> 00:21:58,621 This with your classes should turn your brain to mush. 272 00:21:58,876 --> 00:22:03,123 That's unfair. And we were gonna make you carnival king. 273 00:22:03,381 --> 00:22:05,504 Yeah? 274 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:09,174 Ha, ha. You're in on this too. Did you make it? 275 00:22:09,387 --> 00:22:11,759 - I'm not saying. - Who'll clean it? 276 00:22:12,014 --> 00:22:16,261 You don't have to. It's gonna go directly to gas. 277 00:22:16,477 --> 00:22:17,936 Really? What is it? 278 00:22:18,229 --> 00:22:21,728 All I can tell you is it's rare and unstable. 279 00:22:21,983 --> 00:22:23,774 Just like you. 280 00:22:23,985 --> 00:22:25,942 - You're degenerates. - We are? 281 00:22:26,195 --> 00:22:29,231 - I found you naked with Jell-O! - You did not! 282 00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:30,646 This is true. 283 00:22:30,908 --> 00:22:34,028 I was hot, and I was hungry. Okay? 284 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,779 I got news for you, Knight. 285 00:22:37,039 --> 00:22:39,874 - You're not first anymore. - First what? 286 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:44,206 - Mitch beat your scores by 20 points. - Yeah, you did? 287 00:22:44,422 --> 00:22:48,206 - You think you're hot stuff, huh? - No. 288 00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:50,709 Maybe you are smarter than me. 289 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,591 But can you do this? 290 00:23:01,397 --> 00:23:05,477 - Ick, what's happening with the ice? - Open a window! 291 00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:09,987 Ick, I'm melting! 292 00:23:10,364 --> 00:23:11,989 - It worked! - Neat! 293 00:23:12,241 --> 00:23:17,366 - Now if we can keep it from exploding. - Exploding? Oh, God. 294 00:23:18,205 --> 00:23:23,448 Hey, Ick. You're just joking about exploding, right? 295 00:23:23,711 --> 00:23:27,329 Ick? It's a joke, right? 296 00:24:33,781 --> 00:24:38,692 Good morning. I saw you come in. We met last night? I'm Jordan. 297 00:24:38,953 --> 00:24:41,491 - I made you a sweater. - Last night? 298 00:24:41,747 --> 00:24:44,784 It's something I do. Hope the size is right. 299 00:24:45,042 --> 00:24:47,414 I used my brother as a comparison. 300 00:24:47,670 --> 00:24:51,253 I went ahead and made you one, because I was up. 301 00:24:51,507 --> 00:24:53,963 - Are you peeing? - Yeah. 302 00:24:54,218 --> 00:24:57,552 I never sleep. I drove my roommate nuts. 303 00:24:57,763 --> 00:25:02,971 She's okay, but she had to transfer. I don't know if that's my fault. 304 00:25:03,227 --> 00:25:08,732 If you ever need to talk, let me know, because I never sleep, okay? 305 00:25:08,983 --> 00:25:10,726 - I will. - Are you done? 306 00:25:11,527 --> 00:25:13,935 - I can't start. - Because I'm here? 307 00:25:14,196 --> 00:25:16,070 I think so. 308 00:25:16,324 --> 00:25:20,404 - Weird. Well, I have to go. - Me too. 309 00:25:20,661 --> 00:25:22,701 Bye. 310 00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:31,249 Good morning! 311 00:25:42,433 --> 00:25:44,639 - Chris? - Morning. 312 00:25:44,852 --> 00:25:48,268 You know, something strange happened this morning. 313 00:25:48,481 --> 00:25:53,190 Was it a dream where you're standing in a robe on a pyramid... 314 00:25:53,444 --> 00:25:57,773 ...with 1000 naked women screaming and throwing pickles at you? 315 00:25:58,032 --> 00:25:59,230 No. 316 00:25:59,492 --> 00:26:02,943 Why am I the only person that has that dream? 317 00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:10,044 Is that liquid nitrogen? 318 00:26:10,586 --> 00:26:12,662 - Coffee? - No. 319 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:22,047 - What happened? - There's a guy in our closet. 320 00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:25,222 You've seen him too? 321 00:26:25,518 --> 00:26:27,095 Who is he? 322 00:26:30,815 --> 00:26:31,846 Hollyfeld. 323 00:26:32,108 --> 00:26:34,729 - Why does he go in? - Why do you go in? 324 00:26:34,944 --> 00:26:38,028 To get my clothes. But that's not why he does. 325 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:42,029 Of course not. Your clothes would never fit him. 326 00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:44,444 Yeah. 327 00:26:45,079 --> 00:26:46,988 Think before you ask. 328 00:26:47,248 --> 00:26:52,159 Twenty points higher and thinks a guy like that can wear his clothes. 329 00:30:13,996 --> 00:30:17,033 plus y, equals zero. 330 00:31:08,342 --> 00:31:10,335 This is it! 331 00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:07,408 Come on, get out of here! Get! 332 00:33:07,837 --> 00:33:10,458 - You wanted to see me? - Mr. Knight. 333 00:33:10,673 --> 00:33:13,590 Right on time. Unusual these days. 334 00:33:13,801 --> 00:33:17,135 - You still run? - Only when chased. 335 00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:19,885 - What smells? - Must be the dog. 336 00:33:20,141 --> 00:33:21,801 - That's popcorn. - I know. 337 00:33:22,018 --> 00:33:26,347 Get it away from me. I hate popcorn. Put it over there. 338 00:33:26,605 --> 00:33:29,856 Now I know what to get you for your birthday. 339 00:33:30,568 --> 00:33:34,019 I guess we're moving up in the world, eh? 340 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,150 - Very elegant. - Try not to touch anything. 341 00:33:37,366 --> 00:33:41,115 - Is this okay, sir? - It's oak, it's not plywood. 342 00:33:41,329 --> 00:33:44,863 - Quite a change from the old place. - Shoes. 343 00:33:45,082 --> 00:33:47,620 I want to see more of you in the lab. 344 00:33:47,877 --> 00:33:49,454 Fine. I'll gain weight. 345 00:33:49,670 --> 00:33:53,668 - You're very funny, Chris. - Thanks, Jerry, we try. 346 00:33:55,926 --> 00:33:58,002 You can sit. 347 00:33:58,304 --> 00:34:02,384 When I brought you here, I thought you'd be an Einstein. 348 00:34:02,642 --> 00:34:05,975 - You were on your way. Then? - I got a haircut. 349 00:34:06,228 --> 00:34:08,933 - You're disappointing me. - And you me. 350 00:34:09,190 --> 00:34:13,234 - Look, it's about our deal. - I know, Jerry. 351 00:34:13,486 --> 00:34:16,522 I've advanced your project more than anyone. 352 00:34:16,781 --> 00:34:19,817 Yesterday. What have you done for me today? 353 00:34:21,035 --> 00:34:23,656 Well, uh... 354 00:34:24,789 --> 00:34:28,240 I want five megawatts by mid-May. 355 00:34:29,585 --> 00:34:36,252 I think you might be getting obsessive about all this. I took in Mitch, okay? 356 00:34:36,676 --> 00:34:40,376 He's coming along fine. He's working his guts out. 357 00:34:40,638 --> 00:34:44,588 - So, what do you want? - I want five megawatts by mid-May. 358 00:34:44,809 --> 00:34:49,720 Look, I don't care if you're arrogant or disrespectful. 359 00:34:49,939 --> 00:34:53,308 But you're distracting Mitch. That I won't have. 360 00:34:53,567 --> 00:34:57,648 The rules have changed. I want it by mid-May. 361 00:34:57,905 --> 00:35:03,741 Jerry, I think you're forgetting one little detail. I'm out of here. 362 00:35:03,995 --> 00:35:06,402 I'm gone, I'm history. I'm Casper. 363 00:35:06,664 --> 00:35:11,160 - I'm graduating. - To graduate, you need my course. 364 00:35:11,377 --> 00:35:14,828 I have a say about what you do and where you go. 365 00:35:15,256 --> 00:35:18,956 So you and Mitch will spend every moment in the lab. 366 00:35:19,218 --> 00:35:23,512 You will solve my power problem by my deadline. 367 00:35:26,434 --> 00:35:32,270 If you think that threatening me will make me your slave, you're right. 368 00:35:32,523 --> 00:35:35,809 But I'm only saying this because I care. 369 00:35:36,068 --> 00:35:41,489 There are decaffeinated brands that are as tasty as the real thing. 370 00:35:41,741 --> 00:35:44,362 I'm not kidding, Chris. 371 00:35:45,703 --> 00:35:48,324 Neither am I, Jerry. 372 00:35:58,132 --> 00:35:59,247 Hi, Mitch. 373 00:36:00,343 --> 00:36:01,837 Do me a favour. 374 00:36:02,053 --> 00:36:06,050 Taste this. Come on, you won't hurt my feelings. 375 00:36:06,641 --> 00:36:07,969 What, too sweet? 376 00:36:08,768 --> 00:36:12,600 - What is it? - I don't know, it was in the lab. 377 00:36:13,522 --> 00:36:16,607 Relax, it's just yogurt. 378 00:36:17,860 --> 00:36:22,273 - Mitch, are you all right? - No, I'm not. 379 00:36:22,490 --> 00:36:27,567 This combination of cyanide is dumb. This is the wrong direction. 380 00:36:27,828 --> 00:36:33,368 Only you know how to use this garbage. And I'm getting brain-fried. 381 00:36:33,668 --> 00:36:38,211 I'll make it up to you. Let's just pause, put that down. 382 00:36:38,506 --> 00:36:42,088 Let's just take a step back. 383 00:36:42,301 --> 00:36:44,590 No, take a step forward. 384 00:36:44,845 --> 00:36:49,638 Now, take a step back. And a step forward. Then step back. 385 00:36:50,267 --> 00:36:54,135 - Will you stop? I'm serious. - Okay, I'm serious too. 386 00:36:54,355 --> 00:36:57,771 Let's charge it up. Give me everything you got. 387 00:36:58,025 --> 00:37:03,530 - I gotta connect the capacitors. - Okay, this is work time. 388 00:37:11,038 --> 00:37:14,621 - How you doing? - Fine. Don't rush me. 389 00:37:14,875 --> 00:37:19,205 Okay, just take your time. Everything's fine. 390 00:37:21,132 --> 00:37:23,670 What is taking so long? 391 00:37:24,010 --> 00:37:26,501 I'm coming. 392 00:37:27,972 --> 00:37:29,300 Charging. 393 00:37:29,724 --> 00:37:31,301 Shades. 394 00:37:38,607 --> 00:37:41,099 - What are you doing? - Waiting. 395 00:37:43,195 --> 00:37:47,193 It's just the fuse. It'll be back on in a minute. 396 00:37:47,450 --> 00:37:51,115 I shouldn't have used the building transformer. 397 00:37:51,329 --> 00:37:55,278 But, more importantly, did we get a charge? 398 00:37:57,418 --> 00:37:58,663 What'd you do? 399 00:37:59,170 --> 00:38:00,997 - Wait! - Come on, Sputnik. 400 00:38:01,213 --> 00:38:04,214 You wanted help, so here we go. 401 00:38:04,884 --> 00:38:07,885 - Beautiful minds. - We have work. 402 00:38:08,137 --> 00:38:10,710 We're going to work. Hard work. 403 00:38:10,931 --> 00:38:13,220 This must've taken hours. 404 00:38:13,434 --> 00:38:14,809 Let's find out. 405 00:38:19,565 --> 00:38:22,317 I told you they'd come back on. 406 00:38:22,568 --> 00:38:25,937 - What's this? - It's a laser beam, bozo. 407 00:38:26,197 --> 00:38:29,281 - What's it for? - Not what. Where. 408 00:38:29,492 --> 00:38:33,441 - What? - Follow it. It's a surprise. 409 00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:38,575 Like it? 410 00:38:39,377 --> 00:38:42,496 Hey, what's the beam splitter for? 411 00:38:43,464 --> 00:38:48,126 What's the matter? Need everything spelled out for you? 412 00:38:51,931 --> 00:38:54,089 Come on, let's tan! 413 00:38:56,686 --> 00:38:58,144 One for Mitch. 414 00:39:10,449 --> 00:39:13,735 Come on in, the South Pacific calls you. 415 00:39:15,246 --> 00:39:18,200 - Who're the girls? - Not from around here. 416 00:39:19,166 --> 00:39:21,740 - They're from a nearby college. - Where? 417 00:39:22,003 --> 00:39:24,494 The Wanda Trossler Beauty School. 418 00:39:25,131 --> 00:39:27,503 - They're beauticians? - Not yet. 419 00:39:27,717 --> 00:39:31,761 - I don't know. - Your genius might impress them. 420 00:39:31,971 --> 00:39:33,963 I don't see how. 421 00:39:34,765 --> 00:39:37,091 Given the type of guys you are... 422 00:39:37,351 --> 00:39:43,354 ...this may be your only chance in your entire lives... 423 00:39:43,607 --> 00:39:45,647 ...to have sex. 424 00:39:45,860 --> 00:39:48,018 Think about it. 425 00:40:17,391 --> 00:40:19,965 Destiny! I've got her now. 426 00:40:25,650 --> 00:40:30,276 Don't you know that eating that can give you large breasts? 427 00:40:30,529 --> 00:40:33,151 Oh, my God. I'm too late. 428 00:40:46,253 --> 00:40:49,457 Don't think I don't want my invention to work. 429 00:40:49,715 --> 00:40:53,879 - The day's only so long. - Ready to go. 430 00:40:54,136 --> 00:40:57,470 Pushing me doesn't help. Tell them that. 431 00:40:57,723 --> 00:41:01,970 Start showing results or they'll find somebody else. 432 00:41:02,228 --> 00:41:05,513 - Oh, really? - You won't have your big toys. 433 00:41:05,731 --> 00:41:09,515 I'm the best. Do you know who you're dealing with? 434 00:41:10,111 --> 00:41:12,981 How dare you try this. I have to go on. 435 00:41:13,197 --> 00:41:16,780 This conversation is in incredibly poor taste. 436 00:41:17,034 --> 00:41:19,821 - Son of a bitch. - Asshole. 437 00:41:22,790 --> 00:41:26,574 Welcome to Everything, with Jerome Hathaway. 438 00:41:26,836 --> 00:41:31,794 Funded by a grant from Darlington E lectronic Instruments. 439 00:41:32,008 --> 00:41:35,957 Hi, I'm Jerry Hathaway, with Everything. 440 00:41:36,220 --> 00:41:42,305 Tonight, we'll look at something that most of us take for granted. 441 00:41:42,852 --> 00:41:46,636 The colon. What does it look like? 442 00:41:47,481 --> 00:41:48,762 Get out of there. 443 00:41:49,775 --> 00:41:51,768 - Kent! - Cut! 444 00:41:51,986 --> 00:41:56,648 - You're in front of the teleprompter. - Well, I didn't know. 445 00:41:57,283 --> 00:42:00,153 - We need to talk. - Get my laundry? 446 00:42:00,411 --> 00:42:03,032 - Yes, but there's more. - The gravy. 447 00:42:03,289 --> 00:42:07,536 No, that came out. Chris and Mitch, they're at a party. 448 00:42:07,752 --> 00:42:09,828 With girls. 449 00:42:11,672 --> 00:42:14,792 - I want you to show me. - My pleasure. 450 00:42:53,714 --> 00:42:57,546 - Hi, are you busy? - Yes. No. 451 00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:01,758 Wanna help test my rebreather? Come on! 452 00:43:02,014 --> 00:43:03,508 Sure! 453 00:43:09,188 --> 00:43:12,972 It's a simple principle. It's basically a filter. 454 00:43:13,234 --> 00:43:17,694 It lets CO2 out and O2 back in, but no bubbles. 455 00:43:19,115 --> 00:43:22,899 - How come you're not...? - Necking? I'm not gay! 456 00:43:23,327 --> 00:43:24,656 No, partying. 457 00:43:25,496 --> 00:43:29,873 Because I'm 19 and I'm brilliant and hyperkinetic. 458 00:43:30,084 --> 00:43:33,038 Guys are afraid. I guess I should be upset. 459 00:43:35,089 --> 00:43:37,841 I think you're very nice. 460 00:43:40,303 --> 00:43:42,972 I think you're nice too. 461 00:43:47,018 --> 00:43:49,390 Do you want to try this? 462 00:43:55,609 --> 00:43:59,310 - It's lighter in the water. - How about you? 463 00:44:11,584 --> 00:44:12,912 Taylor! 464 00:44:19,508 --> 00:44:22,509 - Why aren't you in the lab? - I just... 465 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:25,472 You're here to work, not to play doctor. 466 00:44:25,681 --> 00:44:28,433 - I got delayed. - Where's Knight? 467 00:44:28,684 --> 00:44:31,685 - You both make me sick. - Kent! 468 00:44:33,814 --> 00:44:39,105 I took a chance recommending you. I can see I made a mistake. 469 00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,893 I hope you're proud of yourself. 470 00:44:48,037 --> 00:44:50,243 - Dr. Hathaway? - What? 471 00:44:50,748 --> 00:44:52,871 Are you wearing makeup? 472 00:44:54,835 --> 00:44:56,294 What? 473 00:45:28,202 --> 00:45:33,244 I need one more course to complete my humanities credits. 474 00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:50,097 I'd like to make a collect call to Mrs. Bill Taylor. 475 00:45:50,641 --> 00:45:53,263 - Come on, come on. - Mitch Taylor. 476 00:45:54,270 --> 00:45:56,891 I got a great idea. 477 00:45:57,148 --> 00:45:58,690 - What? - Hold it down! 478 00:45:58,899 --> 00:46:00,559 Mom, I... 479 00:46:04,739 --> 00:46:07,230 I want to come home. 480 00:46:15,082 --> 00:46:18,534 - Are you there? - Baby, you sound upset. 481 00:46:18,961 --> 00:46:22,579 I don't like it here. I wanna come home. 482 00:46:23,591 --> 00:46:26,378 You rented out my room?! To who? 483 00:46:26,594 --> 00:46:29,595 Mr. Echevarria, the plumber. 484 00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:48,113 - Where were you last night? - The lab, where you should've been. 485 00:46:51,077 --> 00:46:56,071 Jordan said that Hathaway was mad. What exactly did he...? 486 00:46:58,167 --> 00:47:01,702 Let me hold that thought and get back to you. 487 00:47:08,052 --> 00:47:11,468 - Are you there? - Baby, you sound upset. 488 00:47:11,681 --> 00:47:15,014 I don't like it here. I wanna come home. 489 00:47:15,226 --> 00:47:18,227 It's not for you to like, it's for you to do. 490 00:47:18,437 --> 00:47:22,352 - You're 15 years old. - I wanna come home. 491 00:47:22,608 --> 00:47:26,522 - You want to live with me and Daddy? - Yeah. 492 00:47:27,154 --> 00:47:31,532 - I'll go back to high school. - We've rented out your room. 493 00:47:32,618 --> 00:47:35,702 - Mom, to who? - Mr. Echevarria, the plumber. 494 00:47:35,955 --> 00:47:39,406 We can share it. I don't wanna stay here. 495 00:47:40,501 --> 00:47:46,041 - That doesn't sound like my soldier. - Mitch, this is your dad. 496 00:47:47,508 --> 00:47:50,509 - Hi, Dad. - Are you crying? 497 00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:53,211 - I'm sorry. - I hope nobody sees. 498 00:47:54,515 --> 00:47:58,014 - I'm a kid. - You've never been just a kid. 499 00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:25,794 If you wanna leave, go ahead. 500 00:48:26,422 --> 00:48:30,170 But you're gonna miss the fun. 501 00:48:30,384 --> 00:48:31,760 What fun? 502 00:48:31,969 --> 00:48:35,634 Ick's releasing a new virus in Kent's room. 503 00:48:35,848 --> 00:48:40,510 - The other night I needed your help. - I helped you relax. 504 00:48:40,770 --> 00:48:44,103 Being snubbed by beauticians is not relaxing. 505 00:48:44,315 --> 00:48:46,770 Student beauticians. 506 00:48:47,860 --> 00:48:52,321 I thought this place was different. But it's the same. 507 00:48:52,573 --> 00:48:55,444 In high school, I got put in a mailbox. 508 00:48:55,660 --> 00:48:58,447 Teachers hated me because I was smarter. 509 00:48:58,663 --> 00:49:02,411 Students hated me because I blew the bell curve. 510 00:49:02,667 --> 00:49:04,327 I was just like you. 511 00:49:04,585 --> 00:49:08,665 I had white shirts and Hush Puppies and a briefcase. 512 00:49:08,881 --> 00:49:10,874 Girls never talked to me. 513 00:49:11,133 --> 00:49:15,001 When I got here, for three years I studied constantly. 514 00:49:16,347 --> 00:49:18,304 - You? - Yeah. 515 00:49:18,766 --> 00:49:22,764 One night, sitting right here, I had a vision. 516 00:49:23,062 --> 00:49:25,387 - What? - Hollyfeld. 517 00:49:26,023 --> 00:49:30,068 - The guy in the closet? - Lazlo Hollyfeld. 518 00:49:30,277 --> 00:49:34,322 I followed him into the closet, down into the tunnels. 519 00:49:34,532 --> 00:49:38,482 There I saw the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. 520 00:49:38,703 --> 00:49:40,909 - What? - Lazlo in his pajamas. 521 00:49:42,498 --> 00:49:45,167 - So? - So I talked to him. 522 00:49:45,418 --> 00:49:46,876 - You did? - Yeah. 523 00:49:47,128 --> 00:49:52,370 He was a stud around here in the '70s. Smarter than us put together. 524 00:49:53,342 --> 00:49:55,798 What happened? Did he crack? 525 00:49:56,053 --> 00:49:57,927 He cracked, severely. 526 00:49:58,180 --> 00:50:01,431 - Why? - He loved his work. 527 00:50:01,851 --> 00:50:05,599 - What's wrong with that? - That's all he did. 528 00:50:05,813 --> 00:50:09,182 He loved problems, he loved the answers. 529 00:50:09,442 --> 00:50:14,649 But he thought that the answers were the answers for everything. 530 00:50:15,156 --> 00:50:17,279 All science, no philosophy. 531 00:50:17,533 --> 00:50:22,693 One day, someone told him the stuff he made was killing people. 532 00:50:24,206 --> 00:50:27,207 So, what? I'm gonna end up in a tunnel? 533 00:50:27,877 --> 00:50:29,750 - Yeah. - What? 534 00:50:29,962 --> 00:50:32,999 You are, if you keep up like this. 535 00:50:33,257 --> 00:50:35,416 You don't need to run away. 536 00:50:35,676 --> 00:50:39,010 When you're smart, people need you. 537 00:50:39,263 --> 00:50:42,679 You can use your mind creatively. 538 00:50:43,309 --> 00:50:46,512 - I noticed you don't study hard. - Bingo. 539 00:50:50,983 --> 00:50:54,933 Yeah, but if I stay, what should I do? 540 00:50:55,196 --> 00:50:59,525 First, get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative. 541 00:51:02,787 --> 00:51:04,162 - Yeah. - Yeah! 542 00:51:07,083 --> 00:51:08,625 Now, you try it. 543 00:51:11,295 --> 00:51:14,498 - Now, let's unpack. - Right. 544 00:51:35,236 --> 00:51:38,439 That's what makes Darlington so sweet. 545 00:51:38,698 --> 00:51:42,363 - But Knight's got it locked. - Maybe, maybe not. 546 00:51:48,666 --> 00:51:51,620 Come on, you guys. He's gone. 547 00:51:59,969 --> 00:52:03,420 - Kent's name is on his plates. - Like my underwear. 548 00:52:03,681 --> 00:52:07,381 You have license plates in your underwear? 549 00:52:22,783 --> 00:52:24,361 Hey, Kent. 550 00:52:25,619 --> 00:52:27,244 That's your car. 551 00:52:27,496 --> 00:52:32,621 - You're not supposed to park on campus. - This isn't funny. 552 00:52:33,210 --> 00:52:36,626 - You've gone too far. - I had help. 553 00:52:37,965 --> 00:52:39,792 You, huh? 554 00:52:40,426 --> 00:52:45,717 Dr. Hathaway's gonna hear about this. You'll rue the day! 555 00:52:45,931 --> 00:52:50,060 "Rue the day"? Who talks like that? 556 00:53:01,238 --> 00:53:03,445 Wow. Hello. 557 00:53:04,158 --> 00:53:05,985 Hi. 558 00:53:13,918 --> 00:53:17,038 Jerry asked me to drop by. What about you? 559 00:53:17,254 --> 00:53:20,789 - What? - Which word didn't you understand? 560 00:53:21,050 --> 00:53:23,089 - You here for the meeting? - Meeting? 561 00:53:23,344 --> 00:53:26,096 - I don't know. - Okay. 562 00:53:26,931 --> 00:53:30,216 - Look, I'm just waiting. - Great. 563 00:53:30,559 --> 00:53:34,178 If you can't do it, we'll get somebody else. 564 00:53:34,438 --> 00:53:39,017 - I have a timetable. - We're close, everything'll be fine. 565 00:53:39,276 --> 00:53:42,692 Remember, you work for me. I've made my point. 566 00:53:42,947 --> 00:53:46,647 - Crystal clear. - Anything I should know about? 567 00:53:46,867 --> 00:53:51,410 - I'll be with you in a moment. - Goodbye, Jerry. Susan. 568 00:53:51,622 --> 00:53:58,289 I guess this is goodbye. I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to know you. 569 00:54:00,006 --> 00:54:03,457 Have you ever seen a body like this before? 570 00:54:03,718 --> 00:54:07,715 - She's my daughter. - Well, then I guess you have. 571 00:54:08,180 --> 00:54:10,636 - Coming, Don? - Yeah. 572 00:54:12,393 --> 00:54:16,640 If there's ever anything I can do for you... 573 00:54:16,856 --> 00:54:19,726 ...or to you, you let me know. 574 00:54:20,609 --> 00:54:24,275 - Can you hammer a nail with your penis? - Not now. 575 00:54:24,697 --> 00:54:28,232 A girl's gotta have her standards. 576 00:54:31,370 --> 00:54:33,778 - Smart girl. - What're you doing? 577 00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:36,875 - You said come over. - Stay off the rug. 578 00:54:39,045 --> 00:54:40,669 Take off your shoes. 579 00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:43,086 - What's up, doc? - Sit down. 580 00:54:43,341 --> 00:54:46,341 - Who were they? - You're of no use to me! 581 00:54:46,594 --> 00:54:50,426 - Interesting way to start. - I'm giving Kent the job. 582 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:53,973 - You gave me the job. - You need a degree. 583 00:54:54,185 --> 00:54:58,229 - I'll pass your exam. - Even if you pass, you don't pass. 584 00:54:58,481 --> 00:55:03,819 - Why don't you leave right now? - I'll go to Dr. Meredith. 585 00:55:04,070 --> 00:55:10,072 - The work I've done merits a degree. - Who will he believe, you or me? 586 00:55:11,911 --> 00:55:16,039 - You can't do this. - It's done. Now get out! 587 00:55:16,248 --> 00:55:18,870 You'll never work in this field. 588 00:55:19,126 --> 00:55:22,460 - You unbelievable bastard. - Count on it. 589 00:55:47,571 --> 00:55:49,398 What're you doing? 590 00:55:52,868 --> 00:55:59,120 I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said: 591 00:55:59,709 --> 00:56:01,701 "I drank what?" 592 00:56:02,086 --> 00:56:04,162 Is there something wrong? 593 00:56:04,505 --> 00:56:08,503 Hathaway is going to flunk me out of school. 594 00:56:09,302 --> 00:56:11,757 - Why? - I screwed up. 595 00:56:14,056 --> 00:56:16,974 - What are you gonna do? - I'll leave. 596 00:56:17,184 --> 00:56:19,675 You can't! You'll be a failure! 597 00:56:21,605 --> 00:56:23,064 Thank you, Mitch. 598 00:56:28,529 --> 00:56:31,898 You just can't leave. You owe me ten bucks. 599 00:56:37,121 --> 00:56:38,532 You can't quit. 600 00:56:39,332 --> 00:56:44,574 If for no other reason than to see a five-megawatt laser fire. 601 00:56:45,046 --> 00:56:46,955 That would be nice. 602 00:56:49,008 --> 00:56:52,258 - Finish what you start. - Who said that? 603 00:56:52,511 --> 00:56:54,303 You know that. 604 00:56:55,056 --> 00:57:00,050 That's right, Mitch. But that's no way to motivate someone. 605 00:57:02,730 --> 00:57:05,435 You've got to get even with Hathaway. 606 00:57:05,691 --> 00:57:07,684 It's a moral imperative. 607 00:57:10,363 --> 00:57:12,770 That's a good point. 608 01:00:29,854 --> 01:00:31,681 Vito, not again. 609 01:00:42,783 --> 01:00:45,453 Why don't you get some sleep. 610 01:00:45,703 --> 01:00:50,994 It's not like we're driving or anything. You're still a growing boy. 611 01:00:54,628 --> 01:00:57,380 Hey, Lazlo. 612 01:00:59,050 --> 01:01:00,710 Lazlo? 613 01:01:03,095 --> 01:01:05,800 That's me. Hello. 614 01:01:07,558 --> 01:01:09,800 I've been watching you. 615 01:01:11,729 --> 01:01:13,389 Thanks. 616 01:01:14,857 --> 01:01:21,109 I thought I'd help, so I found every question Hathaway's asked... 617 01:01:21,530 --> 01:01:23,772 ...on every final he's given. 618 01:01:23,991 --> 01:01:26,826 Gee, I didn't get you anything. 619 01:01:27,119 --> 01:01:28,578 Are those they? 620 01:01:30,873 --> 01:01:32,332 No. 621 01:01:32,541 --> 01:01:35,377 These are sweepstakes entries. 622 01:01:35,628 --> 01:01:38,629 Enter as often as you want, so I am. 623 01:01:38,839 --> 01:01:41,757 That's great! How many times? 624 01:01:42,134 --> 01:01:47,342 Well, this batch makes it 1,650,000. 625 01:01:47,556 --> 01:01:51,305 I should win 32.6% of the prizes, plus the car. 626 01:01:51,519 --> 01:01:54,888 That takes the fun out of it, doesn't it? 627 01:01:55,147 --> 01:02:00,687 They set up the rules, and I realized I have certain materialistic needs. 628 01:02:01,362 --> 01:02:02,690 So... 629 01:02:03,698 --> 01:02:05,737 Where are the questions? 630 01:02:06,701 --> 01:02:08,824 I memorized them. 631 01:02:09,078 --> 01:02:10,358 Sure. 632 01:02:16,168 --> 01:02:18,920 I gotta go to sleep. 633 01:02:19,213 --> 01:02:21,669 Did you wanna borrow my pajamas? 634 01:02:21,924 --> 01:02:25,127 No, thanks. 635 01:02:27,263 --> 01:02:30,632 - Hey, he's a pretty smart kid. - Yeah. 636 01:02:31,559 --> 01:02:34,394 He'll grow five inches in the next year. 637 01:02:40,776 --> 01:02:43,446 - Mitch? - Jordan? 638 01:02:47,491 --> 01:02:49,698 Mitch Taylor? 639 01:02:50,995 --> 01:02:52,275 Who... 640 01:02:52,538 --> 01:02:57,414 My name is Sherry Nugil. I've waited three years for this. 641 01:02:57,668 --> 01:03:00,753 - For what? - For you to be old enough. 642 01:03:01,005 --> 01:03:04,670 - For what? - For this. 643 01:03:17,396 --> 01:03:18,974 Come in! 644 01:03:21,609 --> 01:03:25,144 Hi, Mitch! I'm just sanding my floor! 645 01:03:26,155 --> 01:03:29,275 Could you turn that off a second?! 646 01:03:32,411 --> 01:03:34,737 How come you're so sweaty? 647 01:03:34,997 --> 01:03:39,244 I came back from helping Chris, and a woman was in my room. 648 01:03:42,046 --> 01:03:46,126 - Pardon? - A woman. You know, she was an adult. 649 01:03:47,551 --> 01:03:51,300 Well, she wanted to... 650 01:03:51,597 --> 01:03:54,005 - How can I say this? - Jump you? 651 01:03:55,267 --> 01:03:57,177 - Yeah. - You made it? 652 01:03:57,979 --> 01:04:01,727 - No. That's what was unbelievable. - Pardon? 653 01:04:03,526 --> 01:04:06,692 I stopped her. I told her I didn't want to. 654 01:04:06,946 --> 01:04:08,903 Why? 655 01:04:09,615 --> 01:04:12,486 Because I really did want to. 656 01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:19,615 I wanted to, but not with her. 657 01:04:22,378 --> 01:04:23,753 Oh. 658 01:04:40,062 --> 01:04:42,636 - This is my class hour! - It's May 10th. 659 01:04:42,898 --> 01:04:47,893 - What are you doing here? - Me?! What are you doing here? 660 01:04:48,154 --> 01:04:51,320 Decker is dangerous! Where's the laser? 661 01:04:51,574 --> 01:04:54,243 - Coming. - It's not even breathing hard. 662 01:04:54,493 --> 01:04:57,115 He wants it by the end of the week! 663 01:04:57,330 --> 01:05:00,366 Now you listen to me! You grovelling bug! 664 01:05:00,624 --> 01:05:04,753 I have exams! I'm doing what I can, so get off my back! 665 01:05:06,172 --> 01:05:11,213 That should just about do the trick, as long as you stay cool. 666 01:05:11,886 --> 01:05:14,840 - Let's go, girls. - What does that mean? 667 01:05:15,056 --> 01:05:19,349 It's a figure of speech. You guys coming to the exam? 668 01:05:19,602 --> 01:05:24,311 I guess, since Hathaway's gone to the trouble of having one. 669 01:05:24,565 --> 01:05:26,807 You coming, buddy boy? 670 01:05:27,318 --> 01:05:30,272 I'll catch up. I gotta go to the bathroom. 671 01:05:30,488 --> 01:05:35,114 I don't think that's gonna help your confidence any, do you? 672 01:05:40,206 --> 01:05:42,245 Buddy boy. 673 01:05:46,128 --> 01:05:49,829 Let's see how funny you think this is. 674 01:05:54,553 --> 01:05:56,297 Buddy boy. 675 01:06:05,856 --> 01:06:07,849 All right, we... 676 01:06:13,030 --> 01:06:15,402 We have exactly three hours. 677 01:06:15,658 --> 01:06:19,027 And remember, we believe in the honour system. 678 01:06:19,412 --> 01:06:25,248 It'll be apparent how many of you haven't absorbed this material. 679 01:06:25,501 --> 01:06:28,288 Take one, like your IQ was normal. 680 01:06:28,546 --> 01:06:30,503 Good luck, buddy boy. 681 01:06:30,715 --> 01:06:36,753 Can I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring. 682 01:08:10,815 --> 01:08:12,143 No. No! 683 01:08:13,359 --> 01:08:14,770 No! 684 01:08:28,874 --> 01:08:31,911 My condolences on your meltdown. 685 01:08:33,087 --> 01:08:35,210 What meltdown, Kent? 686 01:08:36,757 --> 01:08:41,503 I'm not saying that you had one, because how would I know? 687 01:08:41,762 --> 01:08:43,921 But just in case you do. 688 01:08:44,348 --> 01:08:47,183 - You slime. - It's your own fault. 689 01:08:47,518 --> 01:08:52,643 Didn't anyone ever tell you to make sure your optics are clean? 690 01:09:31,896 --> 01:09:35,514 I can do it! How does it feel to be frozen?! 691 01:09:35,775 --> 01:09:38,100 Ice is nice! 692 01:09:38,319 --> 01:09:41,818 - Lazlo, buddy! Seen Mitch? - No. 693 01:09:42,698 --> 01:09:44,323 He's not in there. 694 01:09:44,533 --> 01:09:48,152 - How'd you do? - I passed! But I failed! 695 01:09:48,371 --> 01:09:51,740 Well, then I'm happy and sad for you. 696 01:09:51,957 --> 01:09:54,330 Gotta find Mitch. Mitch! 697 01:09:54,585 --> 01:09:56,578 He's not in the toilet. 698 01:09:56,837 --> 01:10:00,965 I'll freeze it and get at least an order of magnitude. 699 01:10:01,175 --> 01:10:05,220 Because it's gonna be frozen. I think I can do it. 700 01:10:05,429 --> 01:10:06,710 Bye! 701 01:10:06,973 --> 01:10:09,510 Hey, man! You're not Mitch. 702 01:10:09,725 --> 01:10:14,601 Hey, Lazlo! Wanna see a demonstration of gravity? 703 01:10:14,814 --> 01:10:19,725 It can be done! That's a window! That's a door! 704 01:10:22,613 --> 01:10:25,187 Mitch! Where's your math!? 705 01:10:26,617 --> 01:10:28,076 Hey, you jerk! 706 01:10:28,285 --> 01:10:31,405 I'm very sorry. I'll buy you a car. 707 01:10:31,664 --> 01:10:34,451 I don't have one. It's my dad's. 708 01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:55,015 How's it going, Jerry? 709 01:10:55,313 --> 01:10:56,688 What do you want? 710 01:10:56,939 --> 01:11:00,059 World peace, but this isn't the time. 711 01:11:00,318 --> 01:11:03,484 - Get out! - This might interest you. 712 01:11:03,696 --> 01:11:06,365 - I'm not interested. - Dr. Hathaway... 713 01:11:06,615 --> 01:11:09,107 Susan. 714 01:11:15,833 --> 01:11:18,454 I solved the power problem, Jerry. 715 01:11:21,005 --> 01:11:24,006 - Jerry? - Take a cab. 716 01:11:25,301 --> 01:11:28,053 So you'll hammer later. 717 01:11:33,809 --> 01:11:36,976 We were working on the cyanide system. 718 01:11:37,229 --> 01:11:41,179 Well, earlier today, it ate itself. 719 01:11:41,442 --> 01:11:45,985 But that's just what we needed to take a giant step forward. 720 01:11:46,238 --> 01:11:47,781 Right, Kent? 721 01:11:48,658 --> 01:11:52,109 Needless to say, I was despondent about the meltdown. 722 01:11:52,328 --> 01:11:55,993 In the midst of my preparations for hari-kari... 723 01:11:56,248 --> 01:11:58,122 ...it came to me. 724 01:11:58,334 --> 01:12:02,663 It's possible to synthesize bromide in an argon matrix. 725 01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:07,922 - Excimers, frozen in an excited state. - That's impossible. 726 01:12:08,135 --> 01:12:11,587 It's a chemical laser, but solid, not gaseous. 727 01:12:11,806 --> 01:12:16,717 Put simply, in deference to Kent, it's like lasing dynamite. 728 01:12:16,936 --> 01:12:22,476 We couple it to a state that is radiatively coupled to the ground. 729 01:12:22,984 --> 01:12:27,859 Extracting 10-to-the-21 st protons per cubic centimetre... 730 01:12:28,114 --> 01:12:33,867 ...will give 1 kilojoule per cubic centimetre, or a megajoule per litre. 731 01:12:34,078 --> 01:12:35,406 Hotter than the sun. 732 01:12:35,621 --> 01:12:37,863 - It's small. - It's meant to be. 733 01:12:38,082 --> 01:12:40,655 We only have the one sample... 734 01:12:40,918 --> 01:12:45,414 ...and it's going to destroy itself as it lases. 735 01:12:48,134 --> 01:12:50,422 But everything will be fine. 736 01:12:51,470 --> 01:12:52,846 - Right, Mitch? - Yeah. 737 01:12:53,097 --> 01:12:55,505 This is a complete waste of time. 738 01:12:55,725 --> 01:12:59,639 Kent, put the target in front of the cinder blocks. 739 01:13:08,362 --> 01:13:10,853 Okay, come behind the shield. 740 01:13:19,498 --> 01:13:23,911 Okay, Mr. Taylor. Any time you're ready. 741 01:13:26,255 --> 01:13:30,467 Ready? Laser on! 742 01:13:36,807 --> 01:13:38,800 All right! 743 01:13:41,604 --> 01:13:43,146 Look at this! 744 01:13:47,735 --> 01:13:49,443 Wow! 745 01:13:52,114 --> 01:13:56,610 - Sorry about the window. - And the trees across the quad! 746 01:14:00,414 --> 01:14:01,873 You did it. 747 01:14:02,083 --> 01:14:03,458 I did my part too. 748 01:14:04,001 --> 01:14:06,409 You graduate. You get the job. 749 01:14:06,879 --> 01:14:10,829 What? You can't! That's my job. 750 01:14:11,092 --> 01:14:14,674 I've done everything you've ever asked me to. 751 01:14:16,514 --> 01:14:19,183 I teach your classes for you! 752 01:14:19,392 --> 01:14:22,595 - I get your laundry! - What is he doing? 753 01:14:24,063 --> 01:14:28,559 I mounted the optics for the target-tracking system. 754 01:14:29,652 --> 01:14:31,977 Look! 755 01:14:34,240 --> 01:14:36,909 Wait. Wait. 756 01:14:37,159 --> 01:14:40,196 - Let's celebrate! - Absolutely. 757 01:14:42,164 --> 01:14:45,699 You see anything unusual on the campus? 758 01:14:49,088 --> 01:14:52,208 - My glasses! - Well, try not to wobble. 759 01:14:52,758 --> 01:14:56,507 - There is a complete hole. - That's great. 760 01:14:56,721 --> 01:14:58,345 Look. 761 01:15:11,652 --> 01:15:13,111 Let's get a burger. 762 01:15:13,362 --> 01:15:15,734 - Let's go! - In there? 763 01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:25,700 This place is wild. 764 01:15:27,543 --> 01:15:31,707 - Do you see that? - Like her? She's from Playa del Rey. 765 01:15:31,922 --> 01:15:34,710 - Am I gonna meet your parents? - No. 766 01:15:34,967 --> 01:15:39,713 - Why? Are you ashamed of me? - No, them. 767 01:15:40,139 --> 01:15:43,342 Remember the right people to thank on this. 768 01:15:43,601 --> 01:15:45,926 - I'd like to thank my fish. - What?! 769 01:15:46,145 --> 01:15:49,099 - And Mr. Ikagami! - I love it. 770 01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:55,814 What are you saying? 771 01:15:56,364 --> 01:15:57,822 Lazlo! 772 01:16:07,792 --> 01:16:10,876 I'm glad you came out. Want a hamburger? 773 01:16:11,128 --> 01:16:14,711 I've been thinking about your laser solution. 774 01:16:14,965 --> 01:16:20,719 - You've increased it to 6 megawatts. - Yeah, about that. 775 01:16:21,138 --> 01:16:24,721 - What would you use it for? - Enormous Swiss cheese? 776 01:16:25,726 --> 01:16:27,137 It can do anything. 777 01:16:27,353 --> 01:16:31,730 No. The beam would last for what, 15 seconds? 778 01:16:32,108 --> 01:16:36,651 - What good is that? - I respect you, but I graduated. 779 01:16:36,904 --> 01:16:40,154 Let the engineers figure that out. 780 01:16:40,408 --> 01:16:42,733 Maybe it already has a use... 781 01:16:42,994 --> 01:16:45,615 ...for which it's designed. 782 01:16:45,871 --> 01:16:48,197 Hathaway has something in mind? 783 01:16:48,416 --> 01:16:52,164 Look at the facts. Very high power, portable... 784 01:16:52,378 --> 01:16:56,210 ...limited firing time, unlimited range. 785 01:16:56,424 --> 01:16:59,378 With a tracking system and a mirror... 786 01:16:59,593 --> 01:17:02,381 ...you could vaporize a human from space. 787 01:17:05,057 --> 01:17:07,346 This is not good. 788 01:17:14,984 --> 01:17:16,395 No! 789 01:17:16,736 --> 01:17:18,812 What happened? 790 01:17:22,450 --> 01:17:24,276 Oh, no. 791 01:17:25,703 --> 01:17:27,861 - Chris. - I'm all right. 792 01:17:33,085 --> 01:17:37,664 - They took everything. - Kent's tracking system is gone! 793 01:17:39,175 --> 01:17:42,010 How could you build that mirror?! 794 01:17:50,686 --> 01:17:53,011 He lied to us. 795 01:17:53,606 --> 01:17:56,690 It's easy to lie to you, Mitch. 796 01:17:57,526 --> 01:17:58,771 You trust people. 797 01:17:59,570 --> 01:18:01,895 I'm a cynic. 798 01:18:03,824 --> 01:18:05,734 I'm such an asshole. 799 01:18:06,952 --> 01:18:10,072 I understand how you feel. You're right. 800 01:18:10,289 --> 01:18:13,705 But we need to find out what he's doing. 801 01:18:13,959 --> 01:18:15,502 Kent. 802 01:18:22,134 --> 01:18:24,257 Shh, you guys! 803 01:18:44,407 --> 01:18:47,324 - We'll have two minutes. - Pardon? 804 01:18:53,708 --> 01:18:55,617 - Hi. - Hi. 805 01:19:14,895 --> 01:19:17,268 Okay, open his mouth. 806 01:19:18,983 --> 01:19:21,059 Bulldogs. 807 01:19:22,445 --> 01:19:24,521 And transceiver. 808 01:19:24,780 --> 01:19:26,820 And tweezers. 809 01:19:28,951 --> 01:19:31,620 The braces gave me the idea. 810 01:19:31,871 --> 01:19:34,955 Perfect antennae. His head becomes a speaker. 811 01:19:35,207 --> 01:19:38,623 It's about time someone put it to good use. 812 01:19:45,301 --> 01:19:47,258 Kent? 813 01:19:47,803 --> 01:19:51,883 Kent. Wake up, Kent. 814 01:19:55,102 --> 01:19:56,431 - Kent. - What? 815 01:19:56,687 --> 01:20:00,021 I'm talking to you, Kent. 816 01:20:00,566 --> 01:20:04,350 - What is this? - I said, I'm talking to you. 817 01:20:04,612 --> 01:20:07,233 - No. - Yeah. 818 01:20:08,699 --> 01:20:11,237 Well, I'm not asleep. 819 01:20:12,119 --> 01:20:16,199 - I must be overworked. - You're not overworked, Kent. 820 01:20:16,415 --> 01:20:18,787 Well, I'm not insane! 821 01:20:20,878 --> 01:20:23,713 - Or am I? - That remains to be seen, Kent. 822 01:20:23,964 --> 01:20:27,416 But we are having a conversation. 823 01:20:31,055 --> 01:20:34,673 - Okay, who is this? - This is Jesus, Kent. 824 01:20:34,892 --> 01:20:39,221 And you've been a very naughty boy! 825 01:20:40,606 --> 01:20:43,856 All right, who is this? 826 01:20:44,068 --> 01:20:47,318 - Cut the crap. You built a weapon. - What? 827 01:20:47,571 --> 01:20:53,111 What do you think a secret phase conjugate tracking system is for? 828 01:20:53,369 --> 01:20:56,370 A big mirror makes a big beam. 829 01:21:00,459 --> 01:21:02,499 I guess it could be. 830 01:21:02,753 --> 01:21:05,505 Where's the laser now? 831 01:21:05,798 --> 01:21:12,050 I overheard Jerry mention something about a test on the 27th. 832 01:21:12,430 --> 01:21:15,347 But I don't know where. It's classified. 833 01:21:18,227 --> 01:21:21,678 - What? - Oh, nothing. 834 01:21:21,897 --> 01:21:26,275 I want you to think about what you've done, Kent. 835 01:21:26,485 --> 01:21:27,683 And from now on... 836 01:21:27,903 --> 01:21:31,901 ...stop playing with yourself! 837 01:21:35,369 --> 01:21:36,698 It is God. 838 01:21:37,538 --> 01:21:39,365 Now what? 839 01:21:42,585 --> 01:21:44,044 Phase two. 840 01:21:46,589 --> 01:21:49,210 What is it with you? 841 01:23:30,860 --> 01:23:32,188 What's that? 842 01:23:32,778 --> 01:23:37,487 - These military are so untrusting. - Can we get clearance? 843 01:23:37,742 --> 01:23:42,450 - We will. It'll just take six hours. - Forget it. We'll balls it. 844 01:23:42,663 --> 01:23:44,371 How do these look? 845 01:23:45,541 --> 01:23:48,661 Mine looks like him, and his looks like me. 846 01:23:49,420 --> 01:23:50,795 Great, I hope. 847 01:23:51,005 --> 01:23:53,840 - What if they don't work? - They shoot us. 848 01:23:59,513 --> 01:24:00,889 I. D? 849 01:24:04,727 --> 01:24:08,807 - Show these to the next guard. - You bet. 850 01:24:19,867 --> 01:24:21,195 I.D. s? 851 01:24:21,535 --> 01:24:26,281 Can you snap it up? We're late, we're tired, we're hungry. 852 01:24:27,333 --> 01:24:30,868 - Are you crazy? - You gotta intimidate these guys. 853 01:24:32,254 --> 01:24:34,046 You're not on the list. 854 01:24:34,298 --> 01:24:37,335 Yeah, that's because we're classified. 855 01:24:40,888 --> 01:24:42,631 Security. 856 01:24:43,975 --> 01:24:46,430 Aren't you young for technicians? 857 01:24:46,644 --> 01:24:48,850 Lasers are a young science. 858 01:24:49,063 --> 01:24:52,514 There, I said it. Now we're both in trouble. 859 01:24:52,775 --> 01:24:57,069 - I'll call the duty officer. - Hey there, Airborne. 860 01:25:02,368 --> 01:25:07,707 Make that call, and it's our jobs. We're four hours late. 861 01:25:07,957 --> 01:25:12,453 Give us a break. Someday you'll be in the private sector. 862 01:25:12,670 --> 01:25:14,828 Yeah. 863 01:25:19,302 --> 01:25:21,424 We're dead. 864 01:25:25,141 --> 01:25:27,347 - All right! - I love it! 865 01:25:29,228 --> 01:25:33,096 Absolutely, sir. Consider it done. 866 01:25:33,357 --> 01:25:35,231 Yes, sir. 867 01:25:37,153 --> 01:25:41,102 Look for anything out of the ordinary. 868 01:25:43,451 --> 01:25:45,906 Mitch, come here. 869 01:25:47,038 --> 01:25:48,496 My God. 870 01:25:52,251 --> 01:25:53,710 Come on. 871 01:26:22,823 --> 01:26:24,697 - Communication link? - Open. 872 01:26:24,909 --> 01:26:28,444 Diagnostics seem okay. Final check ready. 873 01:26:28,704 --> 01:26:31,705 Sixty-five degrees, nineteen minutes. 874 01:26:38,255 --> 01:26:42,039 All systems go. We're finished here, fellas. 875 01:26:48,307 --> 01:26:49,588 What!? 876 01:27:19,088 --> 01:27:24,248 This little polynomial will keep the computer busy. 877 01:27:26,721 --> 01:27:29,128 Where are they? 878 01:27:32,852 --> 01:27:35,806 We've got a connection! They're in! 879 01:27:44,447 --> 01:27:46,772 - Abbott to Costello. - Go ahead. 880 01:27:47,033 --> 01:27:50,900 - We've got the goodies. - We've got target coordinates. 881 01:27:51,746 --> 01:27:54,830 Roger, we're sending. 882 01:28:01,464 --> 01:28:03,789 What is it? 883 01:28:06,218 --> 01:28:07,796 Oh, nothing. 884 01:28:10,890 --> 01:28:13,807 You didn't think we'd test in space? 885 01:28:14,060 --> 01:28:18,437 Yes, I did, because that's what it was designed for. 886 01:28:18,689 --> 01:28:22,521 But if you want to crawl before we walk... 887 01:28:22,777 --> 01:28:25,943 ...that's fine too. Really. 888 01:28:26,572 --> 01:28:28,316 - Attention! - What? 889 01:28:28,532 --> 01:28:31,617 - Superior officer in the room! - As you were. 890 01:28:31,869 --> 01:28:35,368 We're ready for the final on-board laser check. 891 01:28:48,010 --> 01:28:49,421 All clear. 892 01:28:49,637 --> 01:28:52,840 I'm replacing the PROM with our EPROM. 893 01:28:58,187 --> 01:28:59,930 Okay, shoot. 894 01:29:04,902 --> 01:29:08,188 May I have the coordinates, please? 895 01:29:08,781 --> 01:29:13,858 34 degrees, 10 minutes. 15.21 seconds north. 896 01:29:14,912 --> 01:29:19,574 119 degrees, 7 minutes... 897 01:29:24,630 --> 01:29:26,374 Right this way. 898 01:29:28,843 --> 01:29:31,168 I'm gonna check the stairs. 899 01:29:43,065 --> 01:29:44,607 Hathaway's coming! 900 01:29:44,859 --> 01:29:48,726 Mitch has told me that Herr Professor is approaching. 901 01:29:49,030 --> 01:29:51,271 - What now? - Hathaway's coming. 902 01:29:51,824 --> 01:29:54,149 I don't work well under pressure. 903 01:29:57,580 --> 01:29:59,537 Watch your head there. 904 01:30:05,296 --> 01:30:06,576 I hope that works. 905 01:30:06,839 --> 01:30:10,837 Okay, Chris, I mean, Abbott. Hello? Hello? 906 01:30:11,093 --> 01:30:12,967 They're gone! 907 01:30:13,179 --> 01:30:15,717 - Okay. Fine. - Fine. 908 01:30:17,433 --> 01:30:21,134 Dr. Goy can answer any questions you might have. 909 01:30:21,354 --> 01:30:24,723 Is there any problem with reusing the weapon? 910 01:30:24,982 --> 01:30:31,436 No, the fuel is frozen and contains a self-sufficient unit. 911 01:30:31,656 --> 01:30:35,071 The beauty of this system is... 912 01:30:35,785 --> 01:30:39,829 - Is everything all right here? - Why shouldn't it be? 913 01:30:45,961 --> 01:30:49,128 I think that just about sums it up. 914 01:30:49,382 --> 01:30:51,754 Shall we take our exit? 915 01:30:59,308 --> 01:31:02,060 - Okay, they're gone. - That was close. 916 01:31:02,853 --> 01:31:07,065 Nothing like borrowing a B-1, huh, general? 917 01:31:13,614 --> 01:31:14,895 What is it? 918 01:31:15,992 --> 01:31:18,447 Nothing. 919 01:31:23,457 --> 01:31:28,250 Diagnosis of schizophrenia by objective personal analysis... 920 01:31:30,047 --> 01:31:32,087 Hi, Kent. 921 01:31:32,299 --> 01:31:36,249 Oh, I thought you'd gone. 922 01:31:36,512 --> 01:31:40,213 Not yet. Have you been touching yourself? 923 01:31:40,474 --> 01:31:44,057 Yes. I mean, no! 924 01:31:44,478 --> 01:31:46,305 Good. Listen, Kent. 925 01:31:47,189 --> 01:31:51,816 Dad, you know, God, wants to show you something. 926 01:31:52,069 --> 01:31:54,525 Why? I meant what? 927 01:31:54,739 --> 01:31:57,656 I've learned not to ask. 928 01:31:57,908 --> 01:32:01,609 He says to wait in front of Dr. Hathaway's house... 929 01:32:01,871 --> 01:32:08,123 ...at 639 Ivy Crest Drive, at precisely 7:08 this morning. 930 01:32:09,253 --> 01:32:10,534 Ivy Crest? 931 01:32:10,796 --> 01:32:16,087 Wait there and you shall receive a sign, but do not go inside. 932 01:32:16,302 --> 01:32:18,591 Well, why not? 933 01:32:21,223 --> 01:32:22,504 Hello? 934 01:32:23,851 --> 01:32:25,345 Hello, Jesus? 935 01:32:30,191 --> 01:32:31,768 He hung up. 936 01:32:47,583 --> 01:32:51,877 Crossbow One, radar contact, heading 0-2-5. 937 01:32:52,088 --> 01:32:55,504 Maintain flight level 6-5-0. 938 01:32:55,758 --> 01:33:00,716 Roger. Steer 0-2-5 out of five thousand for flight level 6-5-0. 939 01:33:25,621 --> 01:33:27,578 They're here. 940 01:33:30,960 --> 01:33:36,998 Mr. Knight, why is it that I am not surprised to see you here? 941 01:33:37,258 --> 01:33:43,462 I suppose you have an explanation for this event that we're to witness. 942 01:33:43,723 --> 01:33:48,468 First, let me compliment you on your fashion sense. 943 01:33:48,686 --> 01:33:51,058 Particularly your slippers. 944 01:33:52,815 --> 01:33:56,314 Yes, well, Philomena likes them. 945 01:33:56,569 --> 01:33:58,146 Hey, guys! 946 01:33:59,697 --> 01:34:01,773 Good morning. 947 01:34:03,326 --> 01:34:06,659 Congressman Doogan. What brings you around? 948 01:34:06,871 --> 01:34:11,331 I was told there was a situation of international importance. 949 01:34:18,341 --> 01:34:23,086 The weapon is controlled from this module, as it would be in space. 950 01:34:23,346 --> 01:34:26,549 This is an exact duplicate of the cockpit. 951 01:34:26,807 --> 01:34:29,049 The accuracy will be as exact. 952 01:34:29,268 --> 01:34:34,773 - We are nearing the target. - Open the bomb bay doors. 953 01:34:43,574 --> 01:34:46,990 - Those are serious accusations. - I know. 954 01:34:47,244 --> 01:34:50,910 If it's true, I'm going to need proof. 955 01:34:51,165 --> 01:34:54,616 We can accommodate you in just one minute. 956 01:34:54,877 --> 01:34:56,917 Duck. 957 01:34:58,756 --> 01:35:00,795 Congressman? 958 01:35:42,758 --> 01:35:45,428 Now, listen to me, Jesus. 959 01:35:46,595 --> 01:35:51,590 This is Jerry's house, and we're very close. 960 01:35:51,809 --> 01:35:56,103 If you don't answer me, I'm just gonna have to go in. 961 01:35:58,899 --> 01:36:01,307 - So I'm going. - No, Kent! 962 01:36:01,819 --> 01:36:04,855 - Get away! - Kent! 963 01:36:10,703 --> 01:36:13,111 Target locked. In ten. 964 01:36:14,874 --> 01:36:16,332 Nine. 965 01:36:17,293 --> 01:36:18,787 E ight. 966 01:36:23,841 --> 01:36:26,961 - Kent! - Come out, Kent! 967 01:36:39,440 --> 01:36:43,354 Okay, God! Let me have it! 968 01:37:28,239 --> 01:37:30,860 Popcorn! 969 01:37:52,263 --> 01:37:54,469 I don't understand. Did it fire? 970 01:37:54,724 --> 01:37:56,847 Yes, but there's a problem. 971 01:37:57,059 --> 01:38:00,724 - It's not shutting down. - Well, shut it down! 972 01:38:00,938 --> 01:38:03,725 - What's the problem? - Shut it down! 973 01:38:05,067 --> 01:38:06,312 Kent! 974 01:38:26,714 --> 01:38:28,671 Kent. 975 01:38:35,306 --> 01:38:38,307 - Kent, you okay? - That was great! 976 01:38:52,323 --> 01:38:54,529 Something is very wrong. 977 01:38:54,825 --> 01:38:56,948 Out! 978 01:38:57,995 --> 01:38:59,904 Unlock the bird's-eye. 979 01:39:00,539 --> 01:39:01,820 Unlocked. 980 01:39:02,958 --> 01:39:07,205 I'm tracking where the shot went. I want to know it worked. 981 01:39:15,972 --> 01:39:18,807 Oh, no. 982 01:39:19,892 --> 01:39:23,937 - My house. - What have you done? 983 01:39:30,945 --> 01:39:32,937 All right! 984 01:39:56,470 --> 01:39:57,502 It's Hollyfeld... 985 01:39:57,722 --> 01:39:59,513 ...in a Winnebago! 986 01:40:04,312 --> 01:40:06,470 Lazlo, buddy! 987 01:40:08,816 --> 01:40:11,272 I think we used too much. 988 01:40:12,153 --> 01:40:15,522 - I'm sorry you missed it. - I had to pack. 989 01:40:15,740 --> 01:40:18,231 - Why? - Well, I'm getting married. 990 01:40:18,617 --> 01:40:22,033 - To whom? - What is all this stuff? 991 01:40:22,580 --> 01:40:26,660 Oh, yeah. I won, 31.8% of the prizes. 992 01:40:26,917 --> 01:40:30,002 I'll figure it out. But not this summer. 993 01:40:30,671 --> 01:40:34,372 Sherry? Sherry Nugil? 994 01:40:38,137 --> 01:40:41,008 Isn't it great? This is number one. 995 01:40:42,933 --> 01:40:46,468 I've been looking for him for ten years. 996 01:40:51,192 --> 01:40:55,272 - What can I say? She loves me. - Congratulations. 997 01:40:58,699 --> 01:41:01,653 - You'll have to come and visit us. - What? 998 01:41:01,869 --> 01:41:05,570 I have a little survival place in Wyoming. 999 01:41:05,790 --> 01:41:09,455 Yeah, it's getting kinda weird around here. 1000 01:41:09,669 --> 01:41:12,788 - Bye. - Goodbye. 1001 01:41:27,269 --> 01:41:30,888 - Is it getting too weird around here? - Absolutely. 1002 01:41:31,107 --> 01:41:34,855 - I didn't notice. - I like it.